My entire life is one complicated drinking game
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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