found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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