i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
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