I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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