Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
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