try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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