Do vagina's smell?
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I think I sprained my soul last night
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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