Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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