she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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