i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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