Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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