I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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