I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
