Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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