We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
Randomize
