He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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