Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
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