So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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