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Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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