I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
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