it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
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