I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Randomize
