Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
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