We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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