I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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