It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
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