im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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