wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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