Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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