Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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