Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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