next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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