you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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