So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
you win again, gameday.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
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