Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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