STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
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