So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
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