Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
I could fuck to npr.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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