around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I currently don't understand fingers.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
