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say what?
wanna hang out?
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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