I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
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