How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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