What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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