Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
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