Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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