i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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