You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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