You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Enjoy the penises
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Randomize