they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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