Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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