I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
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