Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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