big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
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