If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize
